IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND
So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
- A - Average
- B - Below Average
- C - Can’t eat dinner
- D - Don’t come home
- F - Find a new family
kill the idea that small boobs aren’t good boobs
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.
WaitYeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi
Just makes it all the more amazing that this all came to exist, being flung through space.
I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”
Thank you for this
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates